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{ see also: the Karkat Vantas guide to insults (and slander) }

TG: that shits hella weird man

TG: rare like some kind of nasty endangered frog

TG: something jade and her freaky grandpa would get wet over the chance to hold

TG: all spitting and slimy as fuck and cyber-goth green 

TG: it knows its special

TG: it flaunts its snowflake-grade quality by sticking its goddamn tongue in your face

TG: and then going all valentine’s day massacre on a bunch of flies or some shit right before your eyes

TG: acting all adorable as fuck and freaky as hell the whole time

TG: shits odd bro

TG: odd like you wouldnt fucking believe